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    Song & Laughs

    Radio Music Theatre set to close, leaving a Fertle-less future

    Tarra Gaines
    Apr 6, 2011 | 1:10 pm
    • After 26 years, Radio Music Theatre, Houston’s mom-and-pop comedy theater, willclose its door with its last show on April 30.
      Photo by Chris Conyers
    • This last show, "A Fertle Farewell," focuses on the whole town of Dumpster ashard times hit when the bankrupt dumpster factory closes its door.
    • The Singing Fertle Family

    Prepare yourself, Houston. We’re about to lose our Fertles.

    After 26 years, Radio Music Theatre, Houston’s Mom and Pop comedy theater is closing its door with the last show set for April 30. The team of Steve Farrell, Vicki Farrell and Rich Mills is retiring and with them so goes their alter-egos, the Singing Fertle Family of Dumpster, Texas.

    For those not familiar with RMT, the group presents four musical/comedy plays a year, including a well-loved holiday show, all written by Steve Farrell. The three actors play multiple characters within each comedy, many times making an onstage quick change from one character to the next with the simple shedding of a hat or tossing on of a wig.

    Over the years, Farrell has written 14 plays about the Fertles — retired minister Ned, his wife Mildred, their four grown children and their extended family and neighbors in Dumpster, a town so small everyone has a one digit phone number.

    In an interview with CultureMap, Farrell used the word “timeless” several times to describe the Fertle plays. That timeless quality perhaps comes from a sense of unsettling familiarity.

    Audience members might realize when watching any one or all of the characters that they could very well be extreme, yet hilarious, versions of their own family members or relationships, whether it be feuding sisters-in-laws, a sweet but dim brother who ends up being rather wise, a well-educated, successful sister, a jealous, know-it-all brother, or parents who just want everyone to get along and SING.

    Farrell also wrote a collection of plays set in Houston which do not revolve around any one family or set of characters, though Houston’s most planned planned-community, Precious Trees, figures prominently in several of them. The Houston plays range from sharp satire to affectionate spoofing of the many things we love and hate about Houston: local newscasts, traffic, the weather, local newscasts covering traffic and the weather, concert venues with unusually long names, mega-churches, a certain furniture pitchman and a certain ex-president. No, the first one, the one with the H.

    When I asked Steve Farrell if he finds a difference, or greater challenge, in writing a Fertle play or Houston play, he explained the Fertle plays “are about families and human behavior, and that type of humor has no expiration date.”

    In contrast, the Houston shows “are tied into current events, trends, fads, and news stories," he says. "They require updates during a run, just to keep them up to speed. They have short shelf lives, except for their characters and plot lines. But any time I have revived a Houston show, it has required a thorough re-write.”

    One important aspect of both the Fertle and Houston shows has always been the music performed during the shows. The residents of Dumpster, break into song whenever any mood strikes them and the citizens of Farrell’s version of Houston are known to pick up an instrument and tune whenever the plot thickens. Asked how the songs are integrated into a play, Farrell described: “With the Fertles, they usually are tied to some element in the story, so I write them to suit the plot. With the Houston shows, I write the story and then write the songs to enhance and advance the plot.”

    This last show, A Fertle Farewell, focuses on the whole town of Dumpster as hard times hit when the bankrupt dumpster factory closes its door. Will the town have to close with it? Several of the beloved Fertles are featured in the show but so are many of the other Dumpster residents as the town pulls together to try to help local Lothario, Country Wayne Conway, win a recording contract from Brenham Records.

    When asked if it was difficult writing this last play, Farrell says, “My goal was not to do something special and different, it was to give the fans another episode of our most popular series. It was most important to me that the play was consistent in tone with the other 13 Fertle comedies. It would have been easy to become too sentimental and serious, since there is some melancholy involved in ending such a long-running series.”

    Five years ago, when the trio “mapped out” their retirement plans they set about recording the whole Fertle series. Farrell wants fans watching the DVDs to “see a series that is consistent from beginning to end ... in its humor, its style, and its quality.”

    And what will retirement bring? Vicki Farrell admitted they’re “anxious to experience weekend playtime, the excitement of a new and different lifestyle, and some relaxing holidays with the family.

    "As performers, holidays have always been our busiest times.”

    And if a future without the Fertles gets boring, they’ll simply “reinvent” themselves.

    With the end near, I asked the RMT team to make a difficult choice and pick a favorite Fertle. Steve chooses older brother Lou because “He manages to be loved and hated at the same time, which keeps him interesting,” while Vicki chooses matriarch Mildred, believing Mildred “is the most complex of my characters, with the wisdom of age, and yet the innocence of a child.” Finally Mill’s favorite is that sweet but dim son Earl. Mills described Earl as having “a unique outlook, and his reactions to the world around him often seem to have a real connection with the audience. He's a gentle person just trying to get along ...”

    Yet one last burning mystery remains unanswered. What exactly has Dumpster’s beloved, but always bewildering, Doc Moore been saying all these years? The good doctor possesses a Cajun accent so thick and rich, listeners might feel they’ve eaten a quart of gumbo just hearing him.

    The man who created and plays Doc claims he knows, and even Vicki and Rick often do, but audiences members will probably have to interrogate Steve after a show to find out. April 30 will be your last chance.

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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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