Dancing with the Stars premiered with an array of talent. Just not necessarily, dancing talent.

The dancing ranged from Nicole Scherzinger's knockout moves to Kate Gosselin's dud of a dance— but most of it was mediocre. The trainers have a lot of work cut out for them.

If you didn't get to watch The Season 10 debut, here's a breakdown of how the celebrities are doing:

Chad Ochocinco — We can all breathe a sigh of relief — he's a football player with rhythm AND soul! So much better than last season's Michael Irvin.

Shannen Doherty — Gracefully in the middle. We will forget her dance but it was better than Kate’s (which is what really matters here)!

Jake Pavelka — After all the hype about his dancing on The Bachelor, I expected more. It turns out he’s also an annoying perfectionist. Prediction: Jake and Chelsie (his partner) hook-up (She looks a little like Ali...).

Niecy Nash — Hilarious! It’s worth tuning into the show just to hear her commentary. She dedicated her dance to “thick girls everywhere” and declared she loved her “jiggly parts.” Love her!

Buzz Aldrin — Most heart-warming performance of the night. Why were the judges so critical? Come on Bruno, he’s 80 and a national hero!

Erin Andrews — A whirr of tall, yellow, swirling mess .... that the judges loved. I am not a fan.

Evan Lysacek — Burst the “all ice skaters can dance” bubble. He’s good, but no Kristi Yamaguchi.

Nicole Scherzinger — Mya déjà vu! She’s fabulous and my new projected winner. (What do you expect — she’s a trained dancer.)

Aiden Turner — What did he dance again? I just remember his partner’s near-naked outfit.

Kate Gosselin — A mess! In my opinion, worst performance of the opener, and why did they dress her in baby pink? Was that a joke?

Pamela Anderson — We got to see her without makeup in rehearsal. I didn’t know that could happen! As far as dancing goes, as much as I hate to admit it, she was good.