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    Idol Insider

    Is Lauren really Carrie Underwood worthy? The contenders, pretenders & divas ofAmerican Idol's Top 13

    Tara Seetharam
    Mar 9, 2011 | 11:18 am
    • Front row: Casey Abrams, Paul McDonald, James Durbin and Stefano Langone. Backrow: Lauren Alaina, Thia Megia, Haley Reinhart, Jacob Lusk, Karen Rodriguez,Scotty McCreery, Naima Adedapo, Pia Toscano and Ashthon Jones. Meet the AmericanIdol Top 13.
    • Let's be careful about calling someone the next Carrie Underwood.

    The real competition begins Wednesday night on American Idol when the Top 13 contestants — a stronger, more dynamic batch than we’ve seen in a few seasons — take the stage. Here’s a rundown of the contestants that will sing for your votes:

    1. Casey Abrams, 20 (Wilmette, Ill.)

    An early front-runner thanks to his wildly invested performances, Casey skillfully yet effortlessly inhabits his songs in a way that none of the other Top 13 contestants have been able to do. I dig his jazzy vibe and impeccable vocals, and I’m eager to see if he’ll be able to shrug off the Taylor Hicks comparison over the coming weeks by proving his versatility as an artist.

    2. Naima Adedapo, 26 (Milwaukee, Wis.)

    The judges were right to throw Naima back into the mix as a wildcard, as she brings a certain character and spice to the Top 13 with her commanding, throwback voice. The more songs she can find to draw out her unique persona, the better.

    3. Lauren Alaina, 16 (Rossville, Ga.)

    When Ryan asked her how it felt to be compared to both Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood (and Kellie PIckler), Lauren responded: “I’m just Lauren.” So what do we know about “Lauren” so far? She’s got a brilliant set of pipes and a penchant for country music, but we’ve yet to fully grasp the artist behind the voice.

    It’ll be crucial for Lauren to use the next 13 weeks to showcase both her artistry and her voice, choosing songs that don’t merely mimic her influences but build on them. If she can accomplish this, she’ll fly straight to the Nokia Theatre.

    4. James Durbin, 22 (Santa Cruz, Calif.)

    I’m still not convinced James can get his pitch problems under control — and that’s a big issue for me — but his impressive Judas Priest performance last week was his best attempt yet. He has believability and rock cred on his side, and that will carry him through at least the next few weeks.

    5. Ashthon Jones, 24 (Valdosta, Ga.)

    Ashthon’s got a big voice and a fiery personality that falls right on the good side of “diva.” That’s a lively combination, but it’s yet to be seen whether or not her voice is strong enough to stand up against some of the more substantial voices in the competition.

    6. Stefano Langone, 21 (Kent, Wash.)

    After sinking with Bruno Mars' chart-topper “Just The Way You Are,” Stefano delivered a stunning, heartfelt performance of the gospel ballad “I Need You Now” when picked as a wildcard candidate, proving the importance of song choice. He’ll need to choose songs wisely and intuitively over the next few weeks so as not to fall into the same trap.

    7. Jacob Lusk, 23 (Compton, Calif.)

    Jacob finally dialed down his massive voice on a more straightforward (and outstanding) cover of “A House is Not a Home” last week. With a talent as immense as his, knowing how and when to reign in his rich voice will be his main challenge going forward.

    8. Scotty McCreery, 17 (Garner, N.C.)

    On one hand, it’s nice to see some balance in the Idol country camp this year, thanks to Scotty’s neo-traditional leanings. On the other hand, while he sailed through pitch-perfect renditions of “Long Black Train” and “Letters From Home,” each felt a tad paint-by-number.

    The key to his success will be finding ways to infuse individuality into his performances.

    9. Paul McDonald, 26 (Huntsville, Ala.)

    Quirky, floppy-armed Paul charmed the audience and judges alike with his infectious rendition of “Maggie May” last week. His voice (and persona) is unlike that of any contestant we’ve heard before on Idol — and as we’ve seen in the past, that could work either for or against him as the competition progresses.

    10. Thia Megia, 16 (Hayward, Calif.)

    Thia has a fantastic voice and a pure tone that, as Randy pointed out with his Michael Jackson comparison, is special in a way I can’t quite put my finger on. Of all the contestants, though, we know Thia the least.

    Who is she? What drives her as an artist? If she can learn to let her guard down and form more of an emotional connection with the audience, she’ll make a bigger mark on the competition.

    11. Haley Reinhart, 20 (Wheeling, Ill.)

    Haley’s performances thus far have been memorable — but not for the right reasons. The bluesy singer has a tendency to kill the natural groove of songs by wringing out her notes and throwing in affected growls and runs.

    She could use a not-so-gentle reminder (paging Debra Byrd) that emotional energy comes in many forms and doesn’t always require a seven-note-per-second vocal performance.

    12. Karen Rodriguez, 21 (New York, N.Y.)

    Last season, I might have understood Karen’s inclusion in the Top 13, but she seems a little out of place this year amongst the more distinct and potent voices. Her performances — like last week’s half-English, half-Spanish “Hero” — have been pleasant and sincere, but ultimately forgettable.

    13. Pia Toscano, 22 (Howard Beach, N.Y.)

    I wrote Pia off as unremarkable in my last recap, but she proved me wrong with one sturdy, searing cover of “I’ll Stand By You.” A swirl of conviction, power and gorgeous note choices made it a standout performance.

    It’ll be interesting to see if she’s able to build on this momentum going forward in the competition — if so, she’ll be a contender for the finals.

    Get more of Tara Seetharam's pop culture musings on her website www.taraseetharam.com and follow her on Twitter @TaraAshley.

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    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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