Shame on you, Jay Leno.
You've got a collection of classic cars, more money than God, heck, you've even got chin to spare, and yet you insist on ruining one man's dream of hosting The Tonight Show.
I've had enough of the Favre-pulling. First you're retiring, then you've got a new prime time show, and now you want back in your old spot without a concern for the careers of your successors? Conan O'Brien's been given just seven months to make this late-night institution his own, and poor Jimmy Fallon, well, he's so hopeless it seems akin to kicking a puppy.
I suppose I could lay some of the blame on the powers-that-be at NBC, but when O'Brien is willing to walk out on a lucrative contract on principle, it makes you look more than a little douchey.
While my disdain is fixated on you, NBC shouldn't get off scot-free. The Consumerist published e-mail addresses of several NBC executives Tuesday, and proposed readers bombast them. Obviously, I support this.
The Internet agrees with me; Twitter effing hates you. The New York Times reports that America has taken to social media to express its outrage and support of your flame-haired rival.
In this scenario, the winners and losers are clear. On the losing end: Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show franchise and America. The winner?
Letterman.