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Bad company: Beyoncé sings for dictator's son

It shouldn't be news when America's reigning pop diva, Beyoncé, spends New Year's in St. Barts with her husband Jay-Z. And usually, aside from the requisite long-range paparazzi shots of her in a bikini or sunning on a yacht, it isn't.

This year, however, Bey made headlines and outraged some by performing at the party of Moutassim "Hannibal" Gaddafi for a reported $2 million. Gaddafi is the son of Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi, whose country was listed as a state sponsor of terror in the 1980s, was subject to a U.S. travel ban from 1986-2004 and was without an American embassy from 1980-2008.

I know in places like Monaco and St. Barts there are more dispossessed royal heirs than you can shake a stick at, who were long ago stripped of any political power but held onto their titles, estates, and ridiculous fortunes. But Gaddafi's father has real power, and he used it to finance bombings that killed 190 American citizens in one instance alone. Some would say that this is old news: Libya and the U.S. have diplomatic relations now, and anyway, we shouldn't revisit the sins of the father on the son.

But Hannibal himself has a history of violence: According to the New York Post, he and his wife were charged in 2008 for beating their servants in a hotel in Geneva, he was arrested in 2005 for punching his wife and trashing their Paris hotel while brandishing a gun, and just last week authorities in London were called when he attacked his wife (again) on Christmas, putting her in the hospital. Not exactly a peach.

I expect better judgment from Beyoncé. If she absolutely has to hang out with rich thugs, do it privately (like Lindsay Lohan, Russell Simmons, and Victoria Silvstedt, who were all at the party as well). Don't take their blood money. Forbes ranked Beyoncé as fourth on its list of 100 Most Powerful and Influential Celebrities, and she reportedly raked in $87 million between 2008-2009. Great power comes with great responsibility, and while it would take more than one questionable incident to knock her off her pedestal as one of America's sweethearts, Queen B should be more careful who she hangs out with.

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These are the 14 best things to do in Houston this weekend

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See 12-foot-tall monster trucks catch air at Monster Jam this weekend.

Now that we’re getting back to that dysfunctional, Houston winter weather where it’s in the 60’s and 70’s in January, we can get back to going outside and doing some fun things over the weekend.

We have a bevy of cool things in this week’s planner: boats, cars, fashion, theater, comedy, monster trucks, a freakin’ water circus. If you can’t find something to do in this week’s list, we have only one question — why not?

Thursday, January 30

Houston AutoBoative Show
For the fourth year, the Houston Auto Show and Houston Boat Show are teaming up to present the ultimate sea and land experience. Visitors will have access to the latest in automotive, boating, and outdoor sports technology, along with activities for the whole family. From cutting-edge electric cars to powerful trucks and luxurious sedans, this year’s Auto Show has something for everyone. 11 am (10 am Saturday and Sunday).

The Periwinkle Foundation presents Hops & Hot Tamales
Friends of The Periwinkle Foundation presents this fundraiser (and “friend raiser”) to thank current supporters and invite community members to learn more about the nonprofit. Guests will enjoy tamales and other goodies from El Patio, while sampling an array of local beers from Bad Astronaut Brewery Company. There will be games, brief presentations, and opportunities to engage with The Periwinkle Foundation staff, board members, long-term survivors, and patients impacted by the organization’s programs, all in a fun and casual atmosphere. 6 pm.

The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston presents Fashion Fusion
Asian art meets contemporary couture at the ninth edition of the annual fashion competition at the MFAH. Open to aspiring designers in the Fashion Design program at Houston Community College, Fashion Fusion challenges students to create original garments in response to art on display in the museum’s galleries. The aspiring designers will showcase garments addressing the theme, Arts of Asia, based on the MFAH collections of Chinese, Indian, Japanese, and Korean art. Winning garments will be displayed at The Galleria and the MFAH. 7 pm.

Friday, January 31

A.D. Players presents The Foreigner
This uproarious comedy by Larry Shue is one of the funniest shows to ever hit the American stage. Froggy, a British demolition expert who occasionally runs training sessions at a nearby army base in the deep hills of Georgia, brings his friend Charlie, a pathologically shy Englishman who has just learned of his wife's newest infidelity, to a friendly lodge for a period of rest and relaxation. But some folks in these parts of Georgia don't take too kindly to foreigners. Through Sunday, February 23. 7:30 pm (2 and 7:30 pm Saturday; 7:30 pm Sunday).

Cirque Italia Water Circus
Cirque Italia will present their new production, a story about Rafael, a farm boy swept away by a tornado who lands in the heart of the city's chaos. On the comedic escapade, Rafael the Clown seamlessly transitions from farm life to the dazzling lights of the city, weaving humor into both worlds. As he navigates the city, he encounters many personalities, reflecting the diverse facets of urban life. Attractions include a trampoline wall, the Rolla Bolla, a rope act, juggling, and more. 7:30 pm (1:30, 4:30 and 7:30 pm Saturday; 1:30 pm Sunday).

Houston Grand Opera presents West Side Story
From the moment Maria and Tony step onto the dance floor, their intense chemistry sends sparks flying, igniting a romance destined for tragedy. Transporting Shakespeare’s story of star-crossed lovers Romeo and Juliet to a New York setting, West Side Story is the creation of composer Leonard Bernstein, lyricist Stephen Sondheim, choreographer Jerome Robbins, and playwright Arthur Laurents. Through Saturday, February 15. 7:30 pm (2 pm Sunday).

The Man In Black: A Tribute to Johnny Cash
With his strikingly similar looks, baritone voice, and spot-on mannerisms, Shawn Barker’s uncanny resemblance to the original Man In Black revitalizes the true character and spirit of Johnny Cash himself, one of America’s greatest musical icons. The show features Barker in character throughout the entire evening, taking the audience through each era of Cash’s life and music, including hits like "Folsom Prison Blues," "I Walk The Line," "A Boy Named Sue," "Hurt," and "Ring of Fire," complete with a full backing band. 8:30 pm.

Saturday, February 1

Kumail Nanjiani: Doing This Again
Kumail Nanjiani comes to Houston as he returns to his roots in stand-up comedy. Nanjiani has a rich history in comedy, as he's best known for his role on the HBO series Silicon Valley. In recent years, he's appeared in the lead role on Hulu's Welcome to Chippendales and was nominated for an Oscar alongside his wife, Emily V. Gordon, for co-writing The Big Sick. Despite his success on screen, stand-up has always been a true passion. Now, he's ready to bring his sharp observations and unique comedic voice back to live audiences. 7 pm.

Monster Jam
Monster Jam will be an adrenaline-charged weekend featuring heated rivalries, high-flying stunts, and fierce head-to-head battles. It will feature Monster Jam trucks like the legendary Grave Digger, Megalodon, El Toro Loco (which will be on display this Thursday afternoon at Northern Tool + Equipment), Zombie, and more in freestyle, skills, and racing competitions. They will also have pit parties and driver meet-and-greets after the event. 7 pm (3 pm Sunday).

Katt Williams: Heaven on Earth Tour
Ever since he gave an endlessly tea-spilling interview on Shannon Sharpe’s Club Shay Shay podcast last year (which currently has 88 million views on YouTube), Katt Williams has now gotten a rep for being one of the most outspoken, provocative comics out there. Even GQ recently declared he’s responsible for the sordid celebrity scandals (Diddy, anyone?) that have surfaced. Nevertheless, Williams continues to be a pimpalicious comedian, and he’ll be performing two shows in Houston this weekend. 8 pm (7 pm Sunday).

Sunday, February 2

Maven at Thompson presents Beats & Brews
Over at the Thompson Houston Hotel, coffee shop and cafe Maven is hosting its first Beats & Brews event, combining laid-back DJ sets in a cozy coffee shop atmosphere. Guests can unwind, recharge, and connect over expertly crafted coffees and indulgent bites, while enjoying beats by popular Houston DJ Christopher Reid (aka DJ Saynt Chris). Known for their premium coffee and cocktails, Maven’s Beats & Brews is the latest in their ongoing efforts to create dynamic, community-driven moments through curated events, pop-ups, and lifestyle experiences. Noon.

ReelAbilities Houston presents ReelArt opening reception
At ReelArt, visitors can see the world through the eyes of artists from Celebration Company, an entrepreneurial employment program for adults with disabilities, and featured artist Keith Wasserman. The artists work with a variety of mediums, such as painting, photography, and glass fusion. This wide range of mediums allows the artists multiple ways to excel at expressing themselves. To view the art virtually or to purchase products, go here. 1 pm.

River Oaks Theatre presents Cinemaniacs: The Manchurian Candidate
Local pop-culture critic/writer Chris Vognar (Rolling Stone, New York Times, etc.) closes out his Paranoia, the Destroyer: American Political Thrillers film series he programmed over at River Oaks Theatre this weekend. The final film will be John Frankenheimer’s psycho-thriller/neo-noir/downright-bananas Cold War satire from 1962, based on Richard Condon’s novel, starring Frank Sinatra, Lawrence Harvey, Janet Leigh, and Angela Lansbury as one bad mother. Vognar will introduce the film and host a post-screening talkback. 6 pm.

Bebop Bounty Big Band: Cowboy BebopLive Tour
Folks who grew up watching the Cartoon Network’s Toonami block will definitely love this. Cowboy Bebop Live is an experience highlighting the story of the anime Cowboy Bebop on the big screen with live music by the Bebop Bounty Big Band. The 14-piece jazz ensemble features world-class musicians, with members from the Jazz Orchestra at Dr. Phillips Center, Orlando Jazz Orchestra, and Disney’s Main Street Philharmonic. 7 pm.

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See 12-foot-tall monster trucks catch air at Monster Jam this weekend.

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