"It's got spurs!'
'Ridiculously' big Houston freeways drive comedian crazy in viral TikTok video
Try as we might to explain to Newstonians how ridiculously large the Houston-Woodlands-Sugar Land region is (our fave: it’s literally larger than the state of New Jersey in square miles), few truly understand until they navigate our highways and freeways.
Comedian/actor/filmmaker Kevin Fredericks, known professionally as KevOnStage, has taken to social media to announce what we already know: Houston is ridiculously big.
In a TikTok video boasting more than 55,000 likes and more than 3,000 comments, Kev (who lives in equally sprawling Los Angeles) hilariously sums up our freeway system with declarations like, “Houston has interstates. Four of them!”
He goes: “It’s got toll roads, it’s got loops, it’s got spuuuuurs!”
@kevonstagetiktok Houston is too big.
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Perhaps our favorite:
"Houston is so big….that its freeways have a Wikipedia page. Look. At. This!"
Kev then marvels at our farm to market roads: “That means you live on a farm, this road take you to the market!”
He just can’t stop on the Wikipedia page, as he bellows: “It’s got: Planned. Future. Freeways! More. Freeways!”
Sheesh, Kev, no need to shout.
Scratch that: Kev should absolutely shout (as many of us do daily) when his rant turns to our traffic and construction. “It’s too much. If you wanna drive across Houston, you might as fly to Dallas — it’s the same amount of time.”
We’re having trouble spotting any lies told here. Bravo, Kev. We can’t wait for your next rant when you navigate the ongoing and always fun 610/69 construction closures.