Smoking can kill you — or save your social life
FDA's graphic new anti-smoking labels no match for Blu Cig's social smokingdevice
Sure, smoking causes disgusting teeth, deadly cancer, and messes up your kids.But what about the friendships, man?
Smoke your way to lasting friendships with Blu Cig — even if it kills you.
Who needs to go out and make friends when you've got cigarettes to do that job for you?
While the FDA bends over backwards debuting graphic new cigarette labels to turn you off smoking, electronic death stick manufacturer Blu Cig is going full throttle in the opposite direction — turning you on to all the potential benefits smoking has to offer.
After all, what's a little lung cancer when you can fire up your social life?
After all, what's a little lung cancer when you can fire up your social life?
Blu Cig's smart pack friendmaking feature ensures that you never have to take a drag alone again. When you get within 50 feet of another Blu Cig user, your plastic, reusable Blu Cig pack glows and vibrates, alerting you that another kindred soul is killing himself slowly in your vicinity.
It makes complete sense. Smoking is undoubtedly one of the world's loneliest and deadliest sports. This oddly clever application of online technology to offline social networking exclusively permits Blu Cig chimneys the opportunity to commingle in smoky solitude for the preservation of the species.
But doesn't this effective homing device weird you out, even a little?
Blow some smoke in our direction, smokers. Do you want to inhale in silence, or does Blu Cig sound like a puffer's paradise?
