Pink, fuzzy & uninvited
Prince Harry's "wiggly worm" gag keeps royal wedding buzz alive
We know you thought the royal wedding fuss had finally come to an end, especially with that epic victory over international terror and all.
We're here to inform you that you were sorely mistaken.
Because obsessed royalphiles have nothing better to do than relive the glory of the royal wedding over and over again, the latest find from scrupulous eyes will be sure to knock your knickers off.
Stealthy stalkers enlarging the royal wedding photos until they're unintelligible have made a shocking discovery — one of the attendees had an uninvited pink friend accompany her in the family shot.
The Duchess of Cornwall's granddaughter, Eliza Lopes — the doll-faced counterpart to grumpster Grace Van Cutsem on the royal mini-bridesmaid circuit — was photographed clutching a tiny, fluorescent pink ... something.
It drove royal fans crazy. But since it was of dire importance to know what on earth it was, the truth was uncovered at last.
It turns out it was a £1 "wiggly worm" gift from Prince Harry, meant to placate the kids during a long, arduous day of posing and preening.
Phew. Now we can sleep at night.
It seems this bear of a wedding demanded a great deal of stamina from the tykes. As the matrimony of the century droned on, cranky Grace had her own little mitts to console her aching ears.
Now that the mystery is solved, let's give Eliza the comforts of her wiggly worm in peace.