Meet Stanton Presley: a CEO and giant pain in the you-know-where who mysteriously relocates his headquarters to an abandoned Texaco station in Blessing, Texas. He hires local librarian Alice as his secretary. But he gets more than he bargained for in Alice, and his plans are hilariously upset when small town gossip and crossed telephone lines lead to his ordination as the "pastor" of a new church.

This campy, fun-filled romantic comedy is all about losing a fortune, finding a treasure and winning on the highway of life.