Tamarie Cooper is back with the next installment of her series of super-popular, original musicals, but this time there's a problem. At the end of the opening number, The Theatre Police arrives threatening to close down the show. They cite Tamarie for being in violation of the Ingénue Code, which relegates all actresses over the age of 40 to play character roles like nosy neighbors, crazy aunts and dotty maids.

The only way to save the show is to recast the role of Tamarie with a younger actress. Removed from her own show, Tamarie attempts to connect with the youth of today in order to demonstrate her suitability to play the role of herself.

Tamarie Cooper is Old as Hell features a live orchestra, an original score, an enormous cast, and more singing, dancing and over-the-top hilarity than you can throw a pie at.