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    Madonna salutes Bowie

    After late start, Madonna sings an emotional tribute to David Bowie at Houston concert

    Clifford Pugh
    Jan 13, 2016 | 3:27 am

    Just before midnight at Madonna's tightly choreographed and highly entertaining Rebel Heart Tour concert at the Toyota Center on Tuesday, she veered off script, scratching two songs for a heartfelt tribute to David Bowie, who died Sunday after a bout with cancer.

    "He was one of the geniuses in the music industry and one of the greatest singer/songwriters of the 20th century and he changed my life," she told the sellout crowd of cheering fans. "He showed me that it was OK to be different, right? He was the first rebel heart I laid eyes on. So I think we should get this party started."

    She whipped off her senorita dress from a segment of the show that featured "La Isla Bonita" and a samba version of "Dress You Up" to reveal satin gym shorts and sequined bra and launched into Bowie's classic 1974 hit, "Rebel Rebel," which replaced "Who's That Girl" and "Frozen" she had performed in this portion of the concert at previous stops.

    For a few minutes, as images of Bowie flashed on a video screen, Madonna sang the song like an excited teenager, sometimes off key, thrashing on the floor in excitement — and it didn't seem overly planned like much of her concert did.

    It was pure magic.

    "Let a girl catch her breath, right?" she said afterwards. "Oh my god."

    And then she turned serious again, praising Bowie for "the groundbreaking that he did with his music, his attitude, his style, the way he looked at life, with all of it, you know?

    "In a way he opened the door for transgenders and made people feel like it was OK to be different, that it really didn't matter if you dressed like a boy or a girl. What matters is on the inside. Am I right?"

    "I'm feeling a little bit emotional. I am going to miss him. He fucking blew my mind."

    The rest of the nearly 2-1/2-hour concert was typical Madonna in a number of ways:

    It started really late

    Madonna sang her first song (not so ironically, "Ironic") at 10:28 pm as she was lowered from the ceiling in a steel cage. A number of concertgoers around me grumbled at the late start while others simply explained, "That's Madonna."

    Throughout the show, which ended around 12:50 am, Madonna sensed that the audience, while enthusiastic, was holding back because of the late hour and chided concertgoers for not worshiping her fervently enough.

    "I'm not going further unless I see a little more enthusiasm. Let's have some Texas spirit over here," she barked at one point before offering her semblance of an apology.

    "We may go on late, but we give you a show you will never forget," she said.

    It was really theatrical

    Putting on a show is what Madonna does — she did it long before the current crop of singers who stole her ideas of oversized sets and gyrating dancers were born. But this Rebel Heart Tour is heavily theatrical — even by Madonna's exacting standards.

    The show was divided into four segments, each with a lavish theme that ranged from a bacchanalian orgy at the Last Supper (Madonna still hasn't resolved her religious issues) to a 1920s supper club in Harlem, where she's dripping in Swarovski crystals and surrounded by sculpted dancers in formal wear.

    At times the concert resembled a lavish Broadway musical-meets-Cirque du Soleil, with bare-chested dancers swaying on poles that tilted toward the audience, rappelling down a video wall or mock fighting as Samuri warriors along a long stage that ran nearly the length of the Toyota Center floor.

    There was so much movement that at times Madonna seemed lost in the crowd. However.....

    It proved Madonna can still move

    At 57, Madonna doesn't move like she used to, but she twerked a time or two, did some fancy footwork with her dancers and was hoisted in the air numerous times. She raced up a spiral staircase that descended from the sky, was hoisted on a giant cross that served as a stripper's pole and was whirled around and turned upside down by multiple dancers throughout the evening. I was exhausted just watching her.

    It featured some old songs in new ways

    Madonna is savvy in offering up a number of her greatest hits, but in fresh ways. She did a cowboy two-step with her dancers to "Deeper and Deeper," led a conga line with a samba beat to a mash-up of "Into the Grove," "Lucky Star" and "Dress You Up" and played the ukulele on an acoustic version of "True Blue" (albeit surrounded by bared-chested men with six-pack abs).

    And she turned "Material Girl" inside out as a would-be bride ditching the men in her life instead of reenacting the Marilyn Monroe impersonation she used to make the song a wild hit in 1984.

    My friend swore that some of the songs were lip-synched, but as another friend pointed out, "At Madonna's age, do you really expect her to dance and sing at the same time?"

    And it featured some good quips

    Even though Madonna chided Houstonians for their lack of fervor, she flirted with a chef who brandished his Visa Black credit card, swiped a crown from an admirer and danced with an attractive woman plucked out of the audience during the song, "Unapologetic Bitch."'

    But she saved her fondest words for the large gay audience who have been her fervent supporters since the early '80s.

    "There are plenty of queens around here, " she said, "but there is only one queen."

    Watch Madonna's tribute to David Bowie in Houston:

    Houston fans wait for the Rebel Heart Tour to begin.

    Madonna Rebel Heart Tour concert
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    Houston fans wait for the Rebel Heart Tour to begin.
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    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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