Bras or coffee burning?
The sea nymph shows more skin in the Starbucks logo change: Score another forwomen's lib?
Oh, Lady Starbucks, you naughty minx, you!
Now, instead of the words "Starbucks Coffee" orbiting your serene facade, all that remains are your flowing locks, your questionably split mermaid tail, and your not-so-strategically covered, cleavage-less chest.
We're proud of you, Lady Starbucks. Who needs intrigue and mystery, when you can push the display limits of your girly bits on the side of a bland white coffee cup?
But fans of the old logo may rue this breakup news. What prompted the Starbucks Coffee name and the green-haired maiden to end their marriage? Was it her ego that got in the way, since everyone already knows who she is without belaboring the point with mere words?
We're uncertain. Right now, speculation as to the cause of the divorce is all we've got to quench our thirst. The rumors swirl, ranging from Gap logo controversy envy to "freedom and flexibility to think beyond coffee." And perhaps we'll never know the whole truth.
We certainly don't want the iconic sea siren to quit her java day job, but only time will tell whether she and the Starbucks Coffee name can find a way to work it out.
In the meantime? You go on with your piping-hot self, little lady.