Colbert ♥ NASA
Launching Stephen Colbert into space may be the only way to get him to leaveHouston (with video)
Stephen Colbert might have insulted Houston in the past, but with another segment of “Fallback Position - Astronaut” on Tuesday night and a third segment scheduled for Wednesday night, it’s beginning to look like he has grown to love Space City so much he never wants to leave.
Part one of Colbert’s time at the Johnson Space Center had him asking Discovery Commander Steven Lindsey the tough questions about sex in space. Colbert might have won that round, but on Tuesday night, it was NASA’s turn. They put Colbert through the rigors of astronaut training to see if he really has the right stuff.
NASA harnessed him into Partial Gravity Simulator to get the feel of working in a zero gravity environment. Always ready to explore the final frontier, Colbert only had to use his safe word, “Pumpkin Patch,” once. Later in the segment he ran a grueling two minutes on his namesake, the C.O.L.B.E.R.T (the Combined Operational Load-Bearing External Resistance Treadmill). He also took a Mars rover out for a test drive, and in the International Space Station Training Module, he learned a valuable lesson about the difference between sleep stations and the bathroom.
NASA put him through many trials, but only the knowledge that as an astronaut he might have to work with spiders in space gave Colbert tremors.
Is Stephen Colbert now ready to be launched into orbit to experience space sex and battle space spiders like a real astronaut? Tune in tonight to find out.
UPDATE: Colbert's Wednesday night show was so packed with a riff on Glenn Beck's hijacking of Martin Luther King Jr.'s legacy and an interview with Pandora founder Tim Westergren that he ran out of time. He delayed his third report from NASA until Thursday night.
See Colbert's "Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 2":