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  • Lovel Palmer ups the ante by showing off his abs at the Dynamo Cruzin' for aCure auction.
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  • Dynamo fans bid during the bachelor auction.
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  • Auctioneer Sara Pepper with Cruzin' for a Cure founder Danny Cruz
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  • Goalkeeper coach Tim Hanley created a frenzy, selling for a whopping $800.
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  • Dynamo Kofi Sarkodie with fans
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  • Will Bruin and Lovel Palmer
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The sun was still out as Houston Dynamo players and fans filed into Drink Houston on Saturday night for Cruzin' for a Cure. The spacious club felt open without hordes of people, and even with hip-hop playing and the bar doing steady business, the place seemed not quite ready for prime time.

"I think we might have done ourselves a disservice by having this a little earlier," confused Dynamo defender/event organizer Danny Cruz. But though the dance floor might not have been fully rocking, the moment 95.7's Sarah Pepper climbed up to the stage over the bar to begin the Dynamo bachelor auction, the energy in the room totally changed.

Suddenly girls in party dresses seemed to fill the floor, waving their orange bid placards energetically to get the attention of Pepper and the Dynamo Girls who were hanging out in the crowd as spotters.

Pepper started out by flirting with keeper Tyler Deric about how good he smelled and hyping Will Bruin's Friday night hat trick to pump their date prices to more than $200 each. The bidding atmosphere was competitive from the start, and Pepper had a knack for convincing people to keep the prices for dates going up.

It was an atmosphere that was so contagious, that even a mild-mannered reporter like this one could get inspired to put money down for her own Dynamo (Kofi Sarkodie, in case you were wondering). It was just that kind of scene.

Plenty of players pulled out all the stops to coax women out of their money — Lovel Palmer took his shirt nearly off to flash his washboard abs, and Mike Chabala got on the microphone looking for "Tyler Deric's mom." Cruz and Geoff Cameron both brought in big bids, but in the end it was 51-year-old goalkeeper coach Tim Hanley who created a bidding frenzy.

With a half dozen women bidding enthusiastically, Hanley's selling price was more than double most of the players at a whopping $800.

Between the cover charge, the bachelor auction and the silent auction featuring outings with other Dynamo players, Cruzin' for a Cure brought in more than $10,000 for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society, supporting Cruz's very personal cause and also his bid to win LLS Man of the Year.

But for the lucky ladies who made a date with the Dynamo, the fun is just beginning.

  • Alex Dixon
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  • Alex Dixon
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  • Alex Dixon
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Humble hometown hero: Dynamo Alex Dixon loves the circus, otters & mom

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Everyone wants to go out with a professional athlete. But how much sweeter would it be to spend time with one who grew up in the same area you did and shared many of the same experiences?

With the Houston Dynamo, Alex Dixon is that athlete. And dinner with him is up for bid in a bachelor auction for a good cause.

It takes place at Drink Houston on Saturday night. The event is Cruz'in for A Cure, a fundraiser and party organized by Dynamo defender Danny Cruz to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society (LLS).

Cruz and the Dynamo set a goal of raising $30,000 for LLS and this night is a major part of that push. The centerpiece of the campaign? That bachelor auction of 11 Dynamo hotties. Including Dixon.

Who should you bid on? Let CultureMap's dating personality quiz be your guide.

Dixon — a Humble native, former North Carolina Tar Heel and Dynamo rookie this season — just made his professional debut this month. He might be new to the Dynamo, but Dixon grew up in the Bayou City's midst and has a head start on his teammates when it comes to knowing all the best Houston haunts.

Dixon took time to answer all the crucial questions for CultureMap in anticipation of being auctioned off.

Stats:
21-year-old from Humble, Texas.

Zodiac sign:
Aquarius

Give us your idea of the perfect first date:
"Maybe like a long walk or something, get some food. If the circus is in town we'd do that, or the fair or something like that — keep it fun."

What's the craziest thing you've ever done to impress a girl?
"I'm not really allowed to say some of the stuff I've done to impress girls. I'll leave it at that."

Do you believe in love at first sight?
"I could be interested in a girl, but I don't know about love."

What's your favorite date movie?
"I don't know. I watch a lot of comedies so maybe Superbad or something like that."

If you were an animal what animal would you be and why?
"Can I be two? I'd be a lion — like King of the jungle I guess — and I'd be an otter. I've always liked otters."

On what occasion(s) do you dance, and are you good at it?
"I'm an alright dancer. I like to dance when we go out and stuff, I dance in my room all the time by myself."

Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
"Mila Kunis."

Give us your best pick-up line:
"Whatever pops into mind at the time."

Do you have a nickname? What's the story behind it?
"I go by 'Dix.' Some of the guys call me Puff. I was joking around about a rap name one day and it kind of stuck, unfortunately."

What's your biggest pet peeve?
"Not washing the dishes. I live with Jordan and Josue Soto."

Sarah's appraisal: $2,200
Unlike Caroline, I am a big fan of otters. Especially otters that hold hands. Plus I love the idea of a fun date at a fair — there's something innocent and romantic about it.

Caroline's appraisal: $2,000
I like his sense of mystery — what hasn't he done to impress a girl, I wonder — but Dixon gets docked for his second choice in animal. Cougars and lions might go together (I'm 24) but an otter? Not so much.

Longtime sportswriter Chris Baldwin's appraisal: $1700
Alex Dixon is one of the best stories on the Dynamo and that increases the value of any dinner with him. He's the local kid playing for the local pro team — and he got here on the strength of his single parent turned soccer mom. Marisa Parks raised Alex right — so much so that she was comfortable that he'd be OK when she let him go to a prestigious soccer academy in Florida at age 15.

Dixon credits his mom every chance he gets and how can you not respect that? Parks drove her son all over Texas so he'd have a chance at his soccer dream and never stopped believing he'd make it. Do you really want to underbid on her baby?

Dixon is a rookie, so he hasn't had the chance to do all that much on the field for the Dynamo yet. But make no mistake, he could be a big part of the franchise's future. After his time in Florida, he spent 10 months at the Dynamo Academy before playing his college soccer for traditional power North Carolina. Don't dismiss this 21-year-old. He's on a mission.

A mission from mom.

  • Tim Hanley
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  • Tim Hanley
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  • Tim Hanley
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  • Tim Hanley
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The gray hair of Dynamo dating: Hands Hanley promises first-class romance &maybe even a save

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Let's say you love the Houston Dynamo, want to spend a quiet, cozy evening talking soccer — and perhaps getting close to a soccer figure — but you're not into the 25-and-under crowd. Well, have the Dynamo got a date for you.

Meet Tim Hanley. He's in his fifth decade. He's a soccer lifer. And he's up for auction.

Welcome to Cruz'in for A Cure, a fundraiser and party organized by Dynamo defender Danny Cruz to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society (LLS) that will be held at Drink Houston Saturday night.

Cruz and the Dynamo set a goal of raising $30,000 for LLS and this night will be a major part of that push. The centerpiece of the campaign? A bachelor auction of 11 Dynamo hotties. Including one older ... er, experienced ... hottie who is definitely different from the pack.

Who should you bid on? Let CultureMap's dating personality quiz be your guide.

Goalie coach Tim Hanley is in his 13th year coaching Major League Soccer, and has been coaching American soccer for more than 20 years. The 51-year-old California native was once a player himself, clocking six seasons here in the United States and in the United Kingdom. A father of two boys, Tim tells us he's nervous about the auction, but we think this charmer's got nothing to fear except the certain onslaught of women he's about to be facing.

He took time to answer all the crucial questions for CultureMap in anticipation of being auctioned off.

Stats:
51-year-old from Palo Alto, Calif.

Zodiac sign:
Aries

Give us your idea of a perfect first date:
"I like to do an awful lot of things, so I'm not sure if there's a perfect one. Maybe try something new."

What's the craziest thing you've ever done to impress a woman?
"There are so many. I've flown some girls out for a date from far, far away — flown them out as a surprise, first class tickets back and forth."

Do you believe in love at first sight?
"I used to know that. I don't know that anymore."

What's your favorite date movie?
"I like Out of Africa. I like Legends of the Fall. Those are just my two favorite movies, so tough!"

If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?
"I'd be a hawk, because they don't have a lot of predators if you think about it."

If you were playing a game on a date, would you let your date win?
"No way, absolutely not. You don't do that; there's no room. It's just like with your kids — they're gonna beat you eventually."

On what occasion(s) do you dance, and are you any good at it?
"I dance, and I'm OK. I actually just signed up for lessons because I want to learn how they do the dancing here in Texas. They turn around a lot, and we don't do that in California, so I want to learn how to do that."

Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
"I like that Monica Bellucci gal."

Give us your best pick-up line:
"You know what, I don't have one. I don't have game; that's my game."

Do you have a nickname? If so, what's the story behind it?
"Some people call me The Dude. Or Hands. It was Hands Hanley when I was playing back in the day; Hanlito for the Latin group."

What's your most annoying habit?
"I pick my ear when I'm anxious. I've been doing it since I was a little kid.

What's your biggest pet peeve?
"I'd like to think that I'm pretty easygoing. I'd like to think there isn't anything that bothers me that much."

What are you looking for in a woman?
"I'm looking for somebody who's looking for somebody like me!"

Sarah's appraisal: $3,950
Humble, funny, open, romantic, wants to try new things — what's not to love?

Caroline's appraisal: $5,000
It must be true what they say about older men. Tim was the most affable and self-assured of any of the Dynamo we met, and while embarrassing yourself for a girl is sweet, flying her cross-country first class is sweeter.

Longtime sportswriter Chris Baldwin's appraisal: 25 cents
I get the idea behind putting Hands in the auction. Throw in the old guy for a change of pace, bring in a touch of humor, a ton of experience ... yadda yadda yadda.

Sorry, but that doesn't change anything. Reality is that Tim Hanley should be paying to date you, not the other way around. Sure, someone will likely fork over a crazy amount for the date with Hanley, but that doesn't mean it will make sense.

Maybe, if you're going to grill him for goaltending tips, up that bid to $2.25. Maybe. For Hanley is a great coach. He's helped the Dynamo transform their goaltending situation from the Pat Onstad era without missing a step. In fact, the Dynamo's starter in goal, Tally Hall, has been the MVP of the team in the early season. And backup Tyler Deric is one of the real feel-good stories on the team, one who is emerging more and more as a more than competent pro.

Hanley deserves tons of credit for helping these two reach their potential. Maybe, even a raise from the Dynamo. But that's it. He needs to fly out women to date him. Think about that for a moment.

Don't delude the old guy. Keep it real. Save yourself.

  • Jordan Graye
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  • Jordan Graye
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  • Jordan Graye
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  • Jordan Graye
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Cougar bait: Dynamo defender Jordan Graye digs older babes

The Dynamo Dating Game

Are looking for a Houston Dynamo that loves and respects older women? Jordan Graye just may be your soccer hunk.

The 23-year-old Graye is not afraid of dating outside of his age bracket. Want to find out more? Head to Drink Houston on Saturday night for Cruz'in for A Cure, a fundraiser and party organized by Dynamo defender Danny Cruz to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society (LLS).

Cruz and the Dynamo set a goal of raising $30,000 for LLS and this night is the major fundraiser in that push. The centerpiece of the campaign? A bachelor auction of 11 Dynamo hotties. Including Graye.

Who should you bid on among the 11? Let CultureMap's dating personality quiz be your guide.

Is it us, or does defender Jordan Graye look a little like a young Barack Obama? The two have a city in common, since Graye is a D.C. native. Graye's athletic ability (on display in his seasons at the University of North Carolina) and his quiet intensity make him a hot prospect to watch.

He took time to answer all the crucial questions for CultureMap in anticipation of being auctioned off for a date.

Stats:
23 years old from Washington, D.C.

Zodiac sign:
Gemini

Give us your idea of a perfect first date:
"I'm pretty basic. Probably do dinner, drop her off, go out with my friends and invite her out."

What's the craziest thing you've ever done to impress a woman?
"Probably write her poetry."

Do you believe in love at first sight?
"No."

What's your favorite date movie?
"I can't really think of anything specific, but definitely a comedy. I like to laugh on a first date."

If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?
"A dolphin, because they're really fast and I like to go pretty fast."

If you were playing a game (like bowling) on a date, would you let your date win?
"No. I'm really bad at bowling, though, so she'd probably beat me."

On what occasions do you dance, and are you any good at it?
"I won't say I'm good at dancing, but I definitely like to dance when I go out. Get a few drinks in me and I'm good to go."

Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
"Probably Halle Berry."

Do you open doors for women?
"I wouldn't go out of my way, but if girls are coming, I definitely would hold the door open."

Give us your best pick-up line:
"I don't think I've ever used a pick-up line. I think that's pretty good."

What's your most annoying habit?
"Probably video games. I wouldn't say I'm a gamer, but I definitely like to do it, even when the girls are around."

What's your biggest pet peeve?
"Oh, I have a lot of those. Definitely when people say 'what' when they heard what I said. That's one of my pet peeves."

Sarah Rufca's appraisal: $2,600
I too would be a dolphin if I was an animal. And that just says it all, doesn't it?

Caroline Gallay's appraisal: $1,000
This young man clearly has some catching up to do from his UNC days. Meeting up after you're already out went out of style back in college, and opening doors is a prerequisite to romance.

Longtime sportswriter Chris Baldwin's appraisal: $600
Graye's been tagged as a soccer up-and-comer from a young age. As a teenager, he attended MLS power D.C. United's academy and played for the US-16 National Team. D.C. United still thought enough of Graye to draft their homegrown talent coming out of North Carolina and Graye played a ton as a rookie.

Since then ... well, it's been more of a struggle. He's already been on three MLS teams in his young career and he has yet to find a clear role with the Dynamo. The question is whether Graye peaked early or still has better days ahead of him. It's something to talk about during dinner. But maybe, you want to debate video games instead.

On a side note, you have to love how many of these young Dynamo still drool over the 44-year-old Halle Berry. Graye deserves some credit for respecting his hot elders. And with this auction sure to draw some "cougars", maybe that's what matters most.

  • Lovel Palmer
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  • Lovel Palmer
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  • Lovel Palmer
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The Dynamo's Jamaican beat: Long Lovel Palmer excels at goals from a distance &sister confidence

The Dynamo Dating Game

Getting up close and personal with your favorite Houston Dynamo player is no impossible task.

Especially if you go to Drink Houston on Saturday for Cruz'in for A Cure, a fundraiser and party organized by Dynamo defender Danny Cruz to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society (LLS).

Cruz and the Dynamo set a goal of raising $30,000 for LLS and this night will be a major part of that push. The centerpiece of the campaign? A bachelor auction of 11 Dynamo hotties.

Who should you bid on? Let CultureMap's dating personality quiz be your guide.

Jamaican midfielder Lovel Palmer must have some athletic genes — not only is his sister Olympic sprinter Brigitte Foster-Hylton, Palmer didn't even play soccer until he was a teenager, preferring cricket in his youth. Since transferring from Jamaica, he's shaken up the Dynamo lineup with his strength and speed. He took time to answer all the crucial questions for CultureMap in anticipation of being auctioned off for a date.

Stats:
26 years old from St. Elizabeth, Jamaica

Zodiac sign:
Virgo

Give us your idea of a perfect first date:
"Honestly, I don't know. I never really date a lot, but I'll come up with something."

What's the craziest thing you've ever done to impress a woman?
"My sister is a professional athlete, she runs track for Jamaica, she's an Olympian. So I would go a to a girl and say, 'Hey, my sister Brigitte Foster, she's an Olympian medalist ... basically just try to use my sis."

Do you believe in love at first sight?
"Yes, I do."

What's your favorite date movie?
"I like chick flicks. I'm definitely into them. I like to know what the girls are thinking."

If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?
"A poodle. Girls love dogs.

If you were playing a game on a date, would you let your date win?
"I would definitely try to win, but it depends."

On what occasions do you dance, and are you any good at it?
"No, I'm not a good dancer, but I would try regardless."

Who is your celebrity crush:
"Angelina Jolie."

Do you open doors for women?
"Yes, I do."

Give us your best pick-up line:
"Seeing you is like Visine for dry eyes."

Do you have a nickname? If so, what's the story behind it?
"Well, my name is Lovel Palmer and my pop's name is Lovel Palmer, so they would call me Junior."

What's your most annoying habit?
"I like my alone time."

What's your biggest pet peeve?
"Keeping the place messy, like if my roommates put the dishes in the sink without washing them."

Sarah's appraisal: $3,700
He may be a shy guy, but his love of chick flicks and Jamaican accent make Palmer a winner.

Caroline's appraisal: $3,500
Love the accent. Love chick flicks. Love poodles. He may come off soft-spoken, but this guy had the guts to walk up to an Olympian (his sister's competitors) and try to score her digits. That's the total package, if you ask me.

Longtime sportswriter Chris Baldwin's appraisal:$4,600
Palmer scores spectacular goals — the type that get shown in endless replays. He often does it from distance and few players in the MLS match his skill on the long ball. Plus, he's part of a Jamaican influx that's changing the way players from his country are thought of in soccer.

How could you not be entertained at dinner with Lovel? You'll get stories that you'll be telling for months.

First instinct makes one lean toward deducting some cash for Palmer using his much-more-famous sister to try and score dates. But if you really think about it, it shows that he's comfortable with who he is and not obsessed with being overshadowed by big sis. Retired NBA star Reggie Miller should be taking notes from this twentysomething.

  • Corey Ashe
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  • Corey Ashe
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  • Corey Ashe
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Dynamo Speed Dating: Corey Ashe is fast on the field, not fast to move from thefriend zone

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Want to speed date? Date a fast Houston Dynamo. That idea's not such a stretch with Corey Ashe on the bachelor block.

It's all part of Cruz'in for A Cure, a fundraiser and party at Drink Houston on Saturday night. The event is driven by Dynamo defender Danny Cruz's personal crusade to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society (LLS) .

Cruz and the Dynamo set a goal of raising $30,000 for LLS and this night will be a major part of that push. The centerpiece of the campaign? A bachelor auction of 11 Dynamo hotties. Including Ashe.

Who should you bid on? Let CultureMap's dating personality quiz be your guide.

Ashe is one of the Dynamo's young vets, having played four seasons with the team. The 25-year-old wingman is a reliable sub and started the most games of his career in 2010. This season, he's changed things up and become a starter on defense. The compact, 5-foot-5 Virginia Beach native keeps competitors on their toes, to be sure, but what about his dates?

Ashe took time to answer all the crucial questions for CultureMap, knowing that his date time is coming.

Stats:
25-year-old from Virginia Beach, Va.

Zodiac sign:
Pisces

Give us your idea of the perfect first date:
"Going to a nice restaurant, having nice food and getting to know the person."

What's the craziest thing you've ever done to impress a girl?
"I'm kind of the reserved, shy type. I'm not outgoing. I start as the friend and go from there."

What's your favorite date movie?
"The Ugly Truth."

If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be and why?"
"A tiger. I've got one on my chest."

If you were playing a game on a date, would you let your date win?
"No chance. I'm too competitive."

On what occasion(s) do you dance, and are you good at it?
"There has to be alcohol involved, to be honest. I'd like to think I'm a good dancer."

Who is your celebrity crush?
"Halle Berry."

What's your biggest pet peeve?
"When I hold the door and people don't say thank you."

Sarah's appraisal: $3,000
There's something sexy about a guy with a tiger tattoo. That and honesty are two very appealing qualities.

Caroline's appraisal: $3,250
Corey and I share a favorite number — 26 — and I have to wonder what else could be written in the stars for us. He might not start every game, but everybody loves a reliable guy who's there when you need him.

Longtime sportswriter Chris Baldwin's appraisal: $3,500
Ashe is all speed with plenty of upside. How can you not love a 5-foot-5 guy who is shutting down some of the MLS' giants? Ashe was a pure scorer at North Carolina, but he's remade himself to get onto the field with the Dynamo and he's one of the most intriguing stories of this season so far.

The Dynamo are turning to the young and coach Dominic Kinnear clearly is gaining more and more confidence in this young veteran. If anyone can tell you stories about the transformation of this Dynamo franchise at dinner, it's Ashe. Plus, he's a left-footed player whose thrived playing on the right side (left-footers often only play on the left side in soccer). Clearly, this a guy who does whatever it takes.

Ashe would make sure you had a good time at dinner. That's what this underdog does ... surprise.

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Favorite Montrose brunch restaurant's major setback leads week's top stories

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Editor's note: It's time to recap the top stories on CultureMap from this past week.

1. Favorite Montrose brunch restaurant's highly anticipated return hits setback. The restaurant's reopening has been pushed back to 2024.

2. Houston's newest soup dumpling house sets opening date in familiar Midtown space. We're looking forward to future dumpling crawls to decide on our favorite.

3. Houston pizza maestro retools his wildly successful new Heights restaurant after overwhelming response. The chef says he'd be a "supervillain" if he figured out how to meet so much demand in such a short amount of time.

4. New York Times names 2 must-try Houston eateries to coveted 50 most exciting restaurants list. A new Southern restaurant and a classic Mexican establishment made the list.

5. Ken Hoffman applauds new Texas law that fines service animal impersonators $1K. "As much as I love my dog, I don’t impose her on others," our columnist writes.

Mega-celebrity photographer of Beyoncé's all-time favorite portrait holds court in Houston to honor Queen Bey

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Only a select few humans — ever — have been photographed as often as pop culture’s undisputed queen, Beyoncé, over her illustrious, 26-year career. Even at her young age, Houston’s queen possesses a singular trait that elevates her above even the most apex celebrities: immortality.

Just how do the ultra-famous unlock the loftiest achievement of immortality? For many, it’s often through a single, transcendent photograph, which can transform a performer into an icon — and rocket a mere mortal into immortal status. And few photographers on the planet can bestow immortality on the globally famous like A-list artisan Markus Klinko.

To celebrate Beyoncé’s Renaissance World Tour homecoming — and his now legendary photos of her over the years — Klinko will meet fans from 1 pm to 3 pm Saturday, September 23 at Tootsies for a showcase of some of his most famed works — including the ultra-rare Beyoncé “Diamond Dust” series, on view at Nicole Longnecker Gallery.

A statuesque, towering presence (he’s six-foot-four) with chiseled features and a flair for fashion, the Swiss-born Klinko looks every part a celeb himself. That star quality has no doubt helped him break the ice when photographing superstars like our Beyoncé, David Bowie, Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, Will Smith, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Kanye West, Anne Hathaway, Kate Winslet, Naomi Campbell, and Iman — to name a few. Not a bad resume for a former professional classical harp soloist who — sort of amazingly — only fell into photography after a hand injury (more on that later).

Before she became a one-word brand, Beyoncé Knowles was just 22 when she experienced Klinko’s wizardry firsthand in 2003. Already drawing It Girl attention as a member of Destiny’s Child, the young Houstonian had met Klinko during a Destiny’s Child photo shoot for Vibe magazine in 2000. With his trademark, sixth-sense for superstardom, Klinko pointed to Beyoncé while she was lounging with the group and told her mother, Tina Knowles, “Her, she’s going to be huge.” Tina’s response: “We know.”

Three years later, Sony reunited Beyoncé and Klinko to shoot the cover of Dangerously in Love, Beyoncé’s now legendary 2003 debut solo album. The match, now, seems predestined: both Beyoncé and Knowles were in the early stages of their careers. Beyoncé and Klinko vibed immediately, and in a simple snap of his Fuji camera, Klinko shot the stunning and shimmering photo that Queen Bey recently told French newspaper Le Figaro is her most favorite of any portrait taken of her.

Staying true to his organic, in-the-moment approach, Klinko flawlessly captured Beyoncé’s effortless pose in her now-famed diamond top and created one of music’s most iconic celebrity photos and yes, helped cement Beyoncé’s immortal status. And it only cost him his pants. (More on that later, too.)

CultureMap caught up with Klinko ahead of his Houston appearance and fresh off the opening of his latest installation: His celebrity images are on display at the legendary Westgate Las Vegas Resort & Casino in, naturally, the vaunted Elvis Presley Suite. Perfect timing, then, for Klinko to star as a cover model in the familiar Tootsies window displays.

CultureMap: Congratulations on landing the Tootsies window display. It looks gorgeous.

Markus Klinko: Oh yeah, it’s spectacular, isn’t it?

CM: Quite! So, what’s it like seeing yourself as one of the main features of an exhibit — as opposed to being behind the camera?

MK: You know, I’ve never been in the window of a major fashion department store, so this is pretty fun.

CM: Never in the window, but you’ve certainly been the focal point of attention as an acclaimed harpist.

MK: Yes, I started my life on the ‘other’ side, and as you say, as a classical concert harpist. I was signed to EMI Classics and represented by Colombia Artists and traveling around the world making recordings. I was on television very often and on magazine covers and all that throughout my 20s and early 30s — everything from Italian Vogue and Vanity Fair and Harper’s Bazaar and GQ and all those fashion magazines for which I later worked as a photographer. So it’s not completely. new. But this is sort of a different twist.

CM: You clearly had an understanding of being in the spotlight, and the butterflies-in-the-stomach pressure to put on a great performance and give of yourself to an audience. Did that experience help you relate to your celebrity performer subjects in a way that just maybe a Mark Seliger or an Annie Leibovitz — not disparaging either — could not? Do you have a window into these performers’ worlds where they relate to you, and you to them?

MK: You know, that’s an amazing question and I’m glad you’re asking me this.

I switched from my classical music career, which was very successful at that time, to becoming a photographer at 33 under dramatic circumstances. It was tragic; basically a hand injury forced me to abandon my career at the height of my success in the summer of 1994.

I was forced to cancel recording sessions, touring engagements and all of that. I had no clue where my income would be coming from, so it was not like the happiest moment in my life. It was actually sort of a panic-stricken time.

CM: And then came the moment.

MK: Yes, I had this epiphany that I will become a fashion photographer, actually had no intention at all to ever become a celebrity photographer. In the beginning of my photo career, I was 100-percent interested only in shooting models — mainly female models to be honest. I would have liked to be a Playboy magazine photographer or something.

So in other words, I just wanted to have fun. It was the last thought on my mind to help other musicians succeed.

CM: You almost seem like you were dragged into fashion and celebrity photography.

MK: A few years into my photo career, around 1999, I was still completely focused on shooting models, models, models. I wasconfronted with proposals from record labels and magazines to shoot covers for them. And I distinctly remember telling my agent at the time that I was not interested and that why would I shoot musicians, when I could just shoot models who are more beautiful in general. And that was that.

CM: And how did that go over?

MK: At some point my agent picked up the phone and screamed at me and said, ‘Markus, you’re an idiot! We have record companies wanting to pay you $100,000 a day and you would rather shoot some girl.’ And I said, ‘Okay, fine, I’ll try it.’ My first record cover shoot was Vitamin C; at that moment she had the biggest hit of the year.

I asked my friends from Interview magazine to style it and she was lovely and I had no problem with it. But about a month later, I got up in the morning and I went to the gym. As I walked through the streets of New York, there were thousands and thousands of posters of Vitamin. I saw my image of Vitamin C a million times on the way to the gym. And I was like, ‘Hmm, that’s not so bad.’

A couple of months later, GQ called me from the UK and wanted me to shoot these different celebrities. And I told GQ — it was very funny — I said under one condition, I’ll shoot the celebrity you want me to shoot, but I want you to let me shoot some nude girl for the centerfold of GQ. And they just said, ‘Okay, whatever you want.’ So I invented the GQ Pin Up 2000 and for a whole year as a reward of shooting some British pop star girl for them — who I couldn’t care less but whatever, I did it. But then I shot Little Kim and Molly Sims and a bunch of really big models and supermodels.

CM: And then you shoot the world’s biggest supermodel, Iman, for her book, which leads to shooting a rock god David Bowie — her husband — for his now-famous album cover [Heathens, 2002] in 2001. Talk about a word-of-mouth reference.

MK: By that time, I was already inundated with. requests from labels. I shot nonstop for different labels and then Destiny’s Child, Beyoncé, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige, Jennifer Lopez. That all came as a reaction basically to that first celebrity shoot with Vitamin C, and I guess just my style. The way I shot models was very different from what was in fashion at the time. I just sort of did my own thing. And that really appealed to major advertising record covers, iconic photo shoots, big comeback shoots for artists like Mariah. Mariah really needed a big comeback shoot in 2005 when she launched The Emancipation of Mimi.

CM: Let’s go back to that magical moment in 2003 when you shot perhaps the most legendary photo of Beyoncé ever.

MK: Sony music called me and they said, 'Beyonce from Destiny’s Child is going solo and she requested you shoot her album cover. Apparently, you had worked with her before for Destiny’s Child and she wanted to only work with you for this.'

So then, Sony Music organized a phone call between me, Beyoncé, the Sony team, and her mom Tina [Knowles] who was styling it. Beyoncé on the phone mentioned specifically my photograph of Leticia Costa, the French supermodel and actor in the "Spider Web" shot. And she said she really loved that photo — She called it the Diamond Spider or something. And she said she would love something like that, but smaller on her. And to be honest, I had no idea what that meant, but I was just like, 'Okay.'

Fast forward to a week later when the photo shoot actually happened and they arrived in the morning. I noticed that there was this diamond top and I grabbed it and I went up to Beyoncé. I said, 'This is exactly what you were talking about. We could do this.' And then she said, 'Oh yeah, I was thinking about it, but my mom has these skirts and I don’t wanna wear those because it reminds me of a prom and I don’t wanna look like a prom on my album cover.'

And I said, 'Yeah, of course not. Let’s do it with denim.' And then Beyonce said, 'No, we don’t have any, we didn’t bring any denim.'

CM: And then...?

MK: And so I said, 'Oh, don’t worry, maybe you’ll fit into mine.' And she said, 'Oh, really? Can I try them?' And so that’s the story.

CM: I’m guessing you had another pair handy?

MK: Oh, sure, I just grabbed another pair from upstairs I had. You know, back then and until now, my favorite pair of jeans are always DNG — Dolce & Gabbana.

CM: I love the story of how she returned them to you.

MK: She brought them back a couple months later. She had dry cleaned them and she packed them into some sort silk paper thing and a ribbon. She brought him back and said, 'Please don’t sell them on eBay, ever.' And she laughed.

I thought that was really sweet and I just took them and I put them somewhere. This is crazy, but I’m actually talking to Botswana Diamond Dealers to fill up a bathtub at the Vegas suite and to put those Beyoncé jeans into the bling bathtub as a joke. You know, almost as a shrine.

CM: Markus, it certainly seems to me that right when you looked through the viewer and fired off that exposure, she went from Beyoncé Knowles from Houston, Texas to the immoral global brand all in one second.

MK: You are right, yes. Absolutely she did. I had a jolt in my, in my whole body when that moment happened. And I told her that right then as soon as I clicked that shot. I said, 'We got the cover, you’ll see.' There's alternate shots of that, which are all beautiful, and some of them will be in Houston.

CM: It seems you predicted her future while announcing her to the world. Is that fair to say?

MK: Well, the way I see it is with that image, I sort of anticipated who Beyoncé was going to become. I think that my job that day was to take a young girl from Houston, Texas, a member of an R&B group, and present to the world who she will be. And she would have become that regardless of whatever I did photographically, because she’s such an enormous, enormously talented musician and performer and icon. She’s a great actress. But, my opportunity was to showcase to the world quickly and immediately who she will be. And so that’s what I’m proud of.

CM: You have shot countless celebrity portraits — many the most memorable of said celebrity, like Britney Spears. How does it feel to hear that your 2003 shot is Queen Bey’s favorite of all time?

MK: The fact that Beyoncé is probably the biggest celebrity in the world today, and having photographed the most famous photo — of the most famous celebrity — is an honor that I take with great humility. I’m not saying that to show off — I’m saying that to thank God for the opportunity. I am glad that Beyoncé loves the photo so much. I’m glad that the world recognizes it as her most famous photo: It's been said many, many times that it is the most recognizable Beyoncé photo. So I'm very honored that people feel that way about it.

CM: What do you remember of the Beyoncé then, and the Beyoncé you've worked with since for other projects?

MK: I remember Beyoncé and being around her, seeing her as an extremely kind, very humble, very normal person. I’ve never felt any sort of diva behavior from her. Beyoncé was just really, really nice and normal. And she’s extremely hardworking, obviously extremely talented, not just with music and singing and acting, but also in the process of collaboration of a visual product such as these photographs I’ve done with her. She’s a very, very good collaborator.

There are people who are very famous, especially actors who sometimes, in front of the still camera, feel awkward. Sometimes comedians and actors need the movement, the momentum, the storytelling, the words in order to showcase their brilliance and their talent.

Not everyone is able in a 2/50th of a second to express all of that, but Beyoncé certainly has that incredible ability and I think that’s innate and subconscious and subliminal. She just knows where the light is coming from and she knows how to position it all in the most phenomenal way. And I guess I subliminally know how to catch it. So it’s really one of those very, very easy collaborations.

CM: Speaking of collaborations, you are able to crystallize a pop icon’s entire era in a single exposure unlike perhaps anyone I’ve ever seen. Did you know that Beyoncé, Megan Thee Stallion, and Lizzo are all from Houston — they all grew up just a mere 30 minutes from each other.

MK: Wow, I did not know that.

CM: Yes, we’re home to three of the biggest female pop stars in the world. So I wonder: Megan Thee Stallion is truly in the midst of her moment. Is she someone you’d like to shoot next?

MK: Well, let me answer it this way...I hope that Megan reads your interview, because I absolutely love Megan and I would love to work with her — and they should call me. I love her.

CM: I would be remiss if I didn’t ask: What is your favorite Beyoncé song?

MK: Oh, I would say “Crazy In Love” is one of my favorites. There are obviously many, but I'm probably biased to that album. That's one of my proudest collaborations, so, of course, I’m biased. Can you blame me? [Laughs]

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Markus Klinko captured Beyoncé's favorite portrait in 2003 for her Dangerously in Love debut solo album.

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Countdown to Beyoncé: Trill Burgers shortens hours to serve massive NRG Stadium crowd

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Since it opened in June, Trill Burgers has been unstoppable. Bun B’s burger joint has seen lines out the door, fed celebrities ranging from Drake to Mike Tyson, and caused literal traffic jams with its drive-thru.

But even a juggernaut like Trill Burgers knows better than to mess with the Beyhive. For this weekend only (September 23 and 24), the Montrose-area restaurant will only be open from 11 am to 2 pm. Operating with such limited hours will allow Trill Burgers to feed the sold out crowds flocking to NRG Stadium for Beyoncé’s Renaissance Tour.

“We want to make sure that we have our stations fully stocked so that people don't miss this amazing show that she's bringing,” Bun said in a video posted to social media. “We know the Beyhive don't play and Trill Burgers don't play either.”

In order to ensure people get their burgers as quickly as possible, Trill Burgers is slimming down its menu to only serve beef burgers — sorry, vegans. In addition, it will impose a limit of two burgers per person.

Due to the stage setup, Trill Burgers will only operate two of its usual four stands. They are Sections 135 and 548.

Of course, CultureMap has you covered for everything related to this weekend’s concerts. Don’t miss our guides for what to wear, events celebrating Beyoncé, and the latest traffic and parking info.