Where is Julia Roberts when you need her?
The man hadn't quite mastered the ins and outs of maneuvering his week-old Lamborghini: As KTRK is reporting, the man hit two cars and two pedestrians before exiting the club's parking lot around 2 a.m.
Three people were taken to an area hospital with only minor injuries. The driver, who remained at the scene until authorities arrived, did not appear to be intoxicated.
We'd be hanging our heads in shame for wrecking something that a prostitute with a heart-of-gold — or even baby-faced Justin Bieber — could handle.