The Houston Police Department has launched an Adopt-a-Horse program; What terrible name would you choose for yours?

With tight budgets and the price of hay skyrocketing, the Houston Police Department is raising money to support the mounted patrol with a new "Adopt-A-Horse" program. Individuals and corporations can sponsor any of the 31 horses currently in the unit for $5,000, including the right to name each steed.

If you can't pony up the money for your own pony, you can still name one of the horses policing around town. Which is your favorite moniker for a maned HPD officer?

The votes are in. See who won!