It's the Super Bowl of advice: Tune in to Dear Fayza's live chat on CultureMap

I know what you're doing this Super Bowl weekend.

You're going to eat fried chicken, salsa, chips and queso (maybe even all at once). You're going to guzzle booze by the gallon. You're going to sit on your butt in front of the television all day. You're going to scream at the tube when the feeling (or the alcohol) hits you. And you're going to rue your gluttony on Monday morning.

How did I know? Because I'm clairvoyant. It's true. I, frankly, have the answers to everything.

Which is why I foresee that you're going to chat with me live, live, LIVE! today at 3 p.m. Because you need answers. And I've got them all.

I told you I was good.

On Friday afternoon at 3 p.m., I want to make your life easier by telling you what to do in a good ol' real-time live chat.

Sure, you could send your dilemmas to me the old-fashioned way — no, not telepathy, I mean via advice@culturemap.com — and wait for me to answer your questions in my heavy-hitting column, Dear Fayza.

Let's be honest. Who has time for waiting? I know I don't. I actually have to go right now.

But while I'm still around, let's make a deal: We'll meet back here on Friday at 3 p.m. for an hour, and I'll put my mad mental skills to good use — on you.

Tune in below on Friday from 3 p.m. to 4 p.m. to chat with CultureMap's advice columnist, Dear Fayza.