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The 5 best videos ever: From death-defying flight to Playboy model reveal, CultureMap's top shoots shock

5 best videos ever: From death flight to Playboy reveal, CM delivers

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Shelby Hodge thumbs her nose at society in one of our favorite videos, "Sh*t Socialites Say." Photo by Joel Luks
Joan Roca plates a course
El Celler de Can Roca chefs Joan, Josep and Jordi Roca dished quite an experience for diners, viewers and this curious dude with a cam. Photo by Joel Luks
Sha Ross Franklin Ross Surgery
With a GoPro on my head, we captured video as Dr. Rose extracted 500cc implants from a former Playboy model. Photo by Joel Luks
Schulenburg Painted Churches Video
A video tour of Schulenburg's painted churches captured the rich history of immigrants as they settled in towns along the rail route. Photo by Joel Luks
Stroope Honey Farms
The plane that almost claimed my life while we shot a mini-documentary about a bee-keeper in Pearland. Photo by Joel Luks
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Joan Roca plates a course
Sha Ross Franklin Ross Surgery
Schulenburg Painted Churches Video
Stroope Honey Farms

We've come a long, long way since the days when we used to shoot video segments inside a car because we didn't have an acceptable microphone or had to prop a crappy camcorder on top of a pile of books and then run around to the other side and try to project — meaning scream — across the room so the amateur equipment would catch some acceptable form of audio.

We didn't know what we were doing. And most of our ideas started as a hilarious joke followed by, "Hey, why the hell not?"

But as CultureMappers got more comfortable yapping on cam and as we became much better at the editing process, the company invested in top notch equipment that transformed these home videos into something we can watch without giggling at ourselves.

Today, five years later, it's hard to believe that CultureMap's YouTube channel hosts more than 400 videos and counting. And although we'd love for you to binge watch all of them, here are our five favorites in no particular order.

The bee whisperer: A third-generation Pearland honey man lets you into his vanishing world

I shit you not when I tell you that I almost died while working on this mini-documentary. What started as a fun road trip to Pearland to meet a troublemaker of a honey man quickly turned into a surreal nightmare. We hopped on a little plane to examine all the bee colonies only to be caught in the middle of a storm that made it almost impossible to land safely. Almost — not my time.

Painted churches of Schulenburg hold the sacred tales of ancestry and perseverance

During a time when I was fascinated by little towns, I ventured out to Schulenburg on a tour hosted by the Architecture Center Houston. There I met a lovely lady, Patricia Balchar, who had infinite stories to tell about the painted churches surrounding the area. The video was a beast to produce, but well worth the effort as it captured the rich history of immigrants as they settled in towns along the rail route.

From buxom Playboy cover girl to modest mom: Inside a breast reduction surgery operating room

I had never been inside an operating room before Dr. Franklin Rose invited me to watch as he reduced a former Playboy cover girl's breasts from Pamela Anderson size to something more suitable for a school mom. With a GoPro on my head and with the help of documentary filmmaker Douglas Newman, we captured Dr. Rose extracting 500cc implants, alongside commentary from the patient on her journey from taking her clothes off for fame to keeping them on for her girls.

Behind the scenes at VIP dinner prepared by world's best restaurant

It took five hours in the kitchen with three of the world's best chefs as they prepared for an exclusive invite-only dinner plus interviews to get the footage for this video that surely delineates between cooking as a craft and cooking as an art. El Celler de Can Roca chefs Joan, Josep and Jordi Roca dished quite an experience for diners, viewers and this curious dude with a cam.

Socialites jump into "Sh*t People Say" video craze: Ladies Who Lunch on Rich People Problems

Would the real Shelby Hodge please stand up? While I often get questions about what it's like to work with The Hodge — because many out there are intimidated by the social party queen — I often refer them to this "Shit People Say" video in which Shelby drops the F-Bomb and in which she reveals why you never get in between a socialite and triple point sales at Neiman Marcus. And yes, it was so sad that we had to fire the cook at the ranch. Sigh.