Can you really call it a "fashion show" when there's no clothing involved?
That's what the leggy, starving, expensively-clad models of Victoria's Secret have been proving every year since 1995. On Tuesday evening, the bling is back with the retailer's annual lingerie soiree.
Filmed on Nov. 9 and airing tonight, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show transfixes men everywhere with a solid hour of T&A, while women the world over cry silently into their wine glasses and vow not to eat for the next month.
But no one really watches for what the models actually wear on their bodies anyway.
Will you keep your self-esteem intact or will you be picking your jaw up off the floor?