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Ashton Kutcher embraces an all-nude philosophy: If you're big, why not flaunt it?

Ashton Kutcher embraces an all-nude philosophy: If you're big, why not flaunt it?

Have you seen the Two and a Half Men season premiere billboard? It shows Angus T. Jones and Jon Cryer baring torsos, shins, and — presumably — other parts, alongside their newest cast mate, Ashton Kutcher (who replaces Charlie Sheen on the show as the big star).

The poster leaves much to the imagination, but Kutcher will clear a few things up on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this Monday. Despite the pixelation, it seems that Kutcher reveals all of his man parts to the host — and her mother.

"[The poster is] getting a lot of attention, so I just figure I'm going to do everything nude from now on," Kutcher says in a show clip. "Whatever I'm doing, I'm just going to do it nude. Let's do this."

Cue laughing cameraman and squealing crowd . . .  and Mamma DeGeneres' approval.

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DeGeneres disagrees with Kutcher's plans for all-out nudity Photo via The Hollywood Reporter
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