Here are the links we loved today:
Graphic cigarette warning labels won't be coming to a C-store near you.
The Atlantic explores the news network that's way more made-up than the rest.
Meet the woman who's trying out for the LSU football team.
Why one Utah station is boycotting some of the most promising fall comedies.
The Dallas Observer helps us deal with music snobs.
How the band Rush inspired one acclaimed author.
Are Joan Rivers and Rihanna in the middle of a Twitter war?
Randy Travis assaulted a man in a church parking lot in Plano.
Patton Oswalt's entire Just for Laughs keynote is online, if you're interested.
Weekend listening: Rookie's Americana playlist.
19 weird hangover remedies.
Ryan Lochte and Jimmy Fallon play darts, are adorable:
A comedian named Josh Androsky took drugs and went on The Price Is Right; hilarity ensues:
