Here are the links we loved today:
Longform compiles the only wine guide you'll ever need.
Illustrations of patents we wish really existed.
Former Facebook employee questions the direction of social media.
Comedy site Splitsider is launching its own podcast network.
Roseanne Barr is the Peace and Freedom Party's official presidential candidate.
A Brady Bunch remake, courtesy of Vince Vaughn?
Unbaby.me is a Chrome extension that hides baby photos from your social networks.
Get ready for eBay's new same-day shipping service.
A newly translated short story from Vladimir Nabokov.
Are book covers becoming a thing of the past?
Roxane Gay's tips on finding female friends.
Check out the trailer for Lena Dunham's Nobody Walks:
A dog who swims with dolphins!!
Conan's favorite slo-mo moments: