Pethouse Pet of the Week
Name: Lily, as in Tomlin...and Von Shtupp.
Birthdate: Aug. 17, 2017. I’m still a pup, frisky as all get out, and a real cutie-pie-lover-girl.
Ethnicity: I’m a Toy Fox Terrier mix, barely five pounds. You have no idea how rare for someone of my heritage and svelte figure to arrive at Citizens for Animal Protection? Better hurry, or you’ll be seeing the back of my four heels leaving this joint.
Come and get me: I’m available for adoption at 11 am. Friday at Citizens for Animal Protection (17555 Katy Freeway; 281-497-0591). Tell them, “Ken Hoffman sent me.”
Lily’s just sayin’: Boarded the 10:08 am United flight to Fort Lauderdale. Announcement: “We are changing a tire, should take about 15 minutes.” Two hours later...still on the ground. I told United to join AAA! United apologized and gave free DirecTV to everybody.
World’s Greatest Boss...ever?
Comedy Central is airing reruns of The Office, one the best — and worst — TV comedies ever. One of the best when Michael Scott was the “world’s greatest boss.” One of the worst after Scott left the show, and Andy Bernard and several newcomers took center stage.
Something’s fishy at Chick-fil-A; Applebee’s and IHOP closures
Chick-fil-A has fish sandwiches on Fridays now through the end of March.
Applebee’s and IHOP will close nearly a hundred restaurants around the country this year. They better not shut down my Applebee’s on 290 and 610. Love their Brunch Burger, a big hunk of beef, fried egg, hash browns, and bacon. It’s pretty insane.
Wrestling’s Hall of Famers
WWE is putting the final touches on its Hall of Fame Class of 2018. So far, Goldberg, Ivory, “Double J” Jeff Jarrett, and Bubba Ray and D-Von — the Dudley Boyz. Hall of Fame ceremony is set for April 7, the night before WrestleMania. Tickets for both are available at Ticketmaster.
In Ohio, true story, identical twin brothers proposed to identical twin sisters. Question is, if each couple has a baby boy, will the children be identical twins from a different mother?
Dog lover? Ken Hoffman introduces you to an adorable pup available for adoption in Houston, every Thursday.