Apparently the Texas State Capitol in the early days of each biennial legislative session is exactly as we imaged: Like the corridors of a junior high after summer vacation.
According to reports from the scene, Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst recommended on Wednesday morning that the chamber take a look at a YouTube video from San Antonio Sen. Carlos Uresti's June wedding to Margaret Lleanna Elizondo.
And Dew is right. This Dancing with the Stars-worthy routine is just . . . Well, you just have to see for yourself in the video above.