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The 10 worst stocking stuffers ever: Holiday gifts you absolutely must never give — NEVER!

The 10 worst holiday stocking stuffers ever: Gifts you must not give

fuzzy face picture frame
Give this Wooly Willy-style frame to someone and expect to see your face in it very soon. Fred and Friends
Undies for Two
While you might think this is a hilarious couples gift, it isn't. Don't give it. White Elephant Gifts
Undercap hat
Wearing underwear on your head is a definite no Stupid.com
Grandma's Last Christmas Tree scented candle
Try to avoid gifting a candle that reminds you of your loved one's mortality. Flick Candles
Super Dooper Reindeer Pooper terrible gift
Want to ruin something amazing? Give your loved one a toy that 'poops' out jelly beans so that no one will ever enjoy them. mylifeinpictures-beth.blogspot.com
worst stocking stuffers bag of fake coal
This black rock candy, parading around as 'coal,' really needs to stop being a gift that is ever given. http://factorydirectcraft.com
eHarmony logo
Giving someone a gift membership to eHarmony doesn't send the message you want. eHarmony
GIRL by Pharrell Williams travel
This tiny $30 eau de parfum from Pharrell Williams smells just like Barbasol according to many reviewers. Sephora
Bacon flavored jelly beans
Bacon-flavored jelly beans completely defeat the concept of eating jelly beans as a tasty treat. Stupid.com
Ed Hardy shirt worst gifts
In 2014, items emblazoned with Ed Hardy designs are even less acceptable as gifts. giantbomb.com
fuzzy face picture frame
Undies for Two
Undercap hat
Grandma's Last Christmas Tree scented candle
Super Dooper Reindeer Pooper terrible gift
worst stocking stuffers bag of fake coal
eHarmony logo
GIRL by Pharrell Williams travel
Bacon flavored jelly beans
Ed Hardy shirt worst gifts

While a stocking exploding with holiday treats can be a wonderful sight to behold on Christmas morning, it isn't until you rummage through it that you find out exactly how wonderful or terrible the gifts may be. While it certainly is the season for giving, please make sure you leave these 10 horrible gifts off your holiday shopping list this year.

An eHarmony Membership

While you may just be trying to help your friend or loved one find someone to care about, that's not how this gift will come off to them.

 Give this gift and expect to see a photo of yourself in it — with a  unibrow, of course.

What it really says? "I think you are doing a bad job at dating" and/or "you should be married by now." Please avoid giving this for the sake of your relationship with the intended recipient.

Bacon-Flavored Jelly Beans

Reviewers describe the flavor of these jelly beans in terms of "putridness that lingers" and note "awful is not a strong enough word." While your loved one may really be crazy for bacon, they will almost definitely not be crazy about these artificially-flavored bacon candy beans (even in the cute little tin).

Two words: Stay away.

Underwear For Two

This product is exactly what its name suggests, which makes no sense whatsoever. A product described as "underwear with four leg holes" is probably not something you should give to anyone, even as a $9 joke gift for a couple.

Maybe just buy them a pair of matching underwear instead. At least those are useful. 

Fuzzy Face Picture Frame

Although this picture frame will fit nicely into a stocking, it doesn't mean it belongs there. The concept is the same as a Wooly Willy toy for kids, except instead of giving a magnetic beard to a cartoon character, you can do the same thing with photos of your loved ones.

Give this gift and expect to see a photo of yourself in it — with a unibrow, of course.

Coal Candy

OK, this is one of those 'joke' gifts that just won't die. I'm not sure anyone ever received a bag of black coal candy and did anything other than put on a half-hearted smile. You can't even eat it because it will turn your entire mouth a horrible shade of black-purple.

So save someone from the pain of having to keep a bag of this around and do not give it (I can't emphasize this enough).

Undercap

There aren't too many things you can give someone that are quite as egregious as the "Undercap." It makes you look like you're wearing tighty whities on your head, which is apparently something the product's designer felt like the world needed. Some (OK, nearly all) 'joke' gifts should just stay on Amazon where they belong.

GIRL Travel Spray by Pharrell Williams

As the most poorly reviewed fragrance on Sephora's site — see: "Insta-headache" and "Girl? More like Old Man!" — this is one celebrity fragrance you should stay away from. The fragrance, which is a collaboration between Williams and fashion house Comme des Garçons, may sound appealing with its notes of violet, vetiver and neroli, but according to many reviews, it ends up smelling like Barbasol.

Not just that, but for $30, you only get 0.3 ounces of shaving cream-scented eau de parfum.

"Grandma's Last Christmas Tree" Scented Candle

"Somehow she survived another Christmas, but this one is probably her last." This is not the description you want of something you're giving to a loved one (whether it's a joke or not).

Forcing someone to realize the impending mortality of their most beloved family members is something you should really avoid both during the holiday season and every other day of the year.

Super Dooper Reindeer Pooper

So here is another gift that involves something wonderful (jelly beans) and turns them into something you will never want to eat (via being 'pooped' out of the reindeer's butt). Let's be honest: When is anyone ever going to use this? As a 'hilarious' holiday gag? Whatever your answer may be, it should be "no."

Anything from Ed Hardy

We all remember when things with Ed Hardy's designs on them — shirts, lighters, steering wheel covers — were literally everywhere in the mid-2000s. Now, more than 10 years after the brand first launched, these are items which should be avoided like the plague (not that they were ever really acceptable).

Über-flashy, tattoo-inspired gifts are not the ones you want to be known for giving.

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