There goes Forbes again, pretending to be a compass for what is cool. The business and finance magazine has once again relied on a Merriam-Webster entry to define the term for what's hip, this time for a ranking of "America's Hippest Hipster Neighborhoods."
Houston's Lower Westheimer squeezes into the list at No. 20, but this has nothing to do with a tally of fixies or ironic facial hair.
For the ranking, Forbes looked at neighborhood walkability, the number of coffee shops, the variety of food trucks and locally-owned bars and restaurants, the farmers market scene and the number of residents who claim artistic occupations.
While the Hipstrict has finally caught on in a big way, it seems Forbes doesn't quite get it.
All of the above certainly describe Lower Westheimer, which is lined with notable restaurants, quaint cafes and bars that have gained national notice. That two-some odd mile stretch between Shepherd and Bagby offers smoke shops, bicycle shops, resale shops — everything a hipster needs, really.
Plus, the magazine notes, a "surprisingly high walkability score" allows residents to "hoof it between the thrift stores, award-winning eateries, and antique stores like the Westheimer Flea Market."
While the Hipstrict has finally caught on in a big way, it seems Forbes doesn't quite get it. The magazine ranked Houston as America's coolest city in a recent survey, so the low Lower Westheimer ranking seems at odd with its previous assessment.
East Austin takes No. 7 on the list, thanks to "highly rated Mexican eateries . . . coffee shops, a farmers market, and food trucks like the East Side King parked outside of bars and music venues every night."