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Your weekly guide to Houston: Five (plus) don't-miss events — from bone labyrinth to kosher chili cookoff

Weekly guide to Houston: Don't-miss events include bone labyrinth

Stark Naked Theatre Company presents A Midsummer Night's Dream
Drake Simpson as Bottom with (left to right) Molly Searcy, Hannah Kreig, Skyler Sinclair, and Regina Ohashi as Fairies in Stark Naked Theatre Company's A Midsummer Night's Dream. Photo by Gabriella Nissen
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The Buffalo Bayou Partnership Regatta is a deluge of fun as people congregate at the post-race bash at Sesquicentennial Park. Photo by James Jackson
Rothko Chapel hosts "Mending Bones: Walking a Bone Labyrinth"
"Mending Bones: Walking a Bone Labyrinth" encourages participants to consider how one can end violence against women. Courtesy photo
Kosher Chili Cookoff
The Fifth Annual Houston Kosher Chili Cookoff pits some 30 teams against one another. Courtesy photo
11th Annual Houston Jewish Film Festival Opening Night and Encore: Run Boy Run
The 11th Annual Houston Jewish Film Festival offers a curated selection of indie films that you won't find at mega movie theaters. Courtesy photo
Stark Naked Theatre Company presents A Midsummer Night's Dream
Buffalo_Bayou_Regatta_2011
Rothko Chapel hosts "Mending Bones: Walking a Bone Labyrinth"
Kosher Chili Cookoff
11th Annual Houston Jewish Film Festival Opening Night and Encore: Run Boy Run

On tap this week is theater in which lovers act like asses, a boat race that's one hell of a party, a one-day interactive installation that responds to violence, one holy cow of a hot food competition and the beginning of a film festival that has something for every type of movie buff.

Stark Naked Theatre Company presents A Midsummer Night's Dream

This wildly trippy Shakespeare work may be more than 400 years old, but it's still in the zeitgeist of many creative types. A silver screen version of Julie Taymor's live production served as the opener for the Houston Cinema Arts Festival last year, and an out-of-this-world adaptation (read that: There may have been aliens involved) was perhaps the pinnacle of Houston Ballet's current season.

It's Stark Naked Theatre Company's turn to play, and I'm betting on a good time as this tale is truly universal. Can we all agree that falling in love means feeling out of control, often encouraging us to act like asses?

The deets: Runs through March 21; Studio 101 at Spring Street Studios; $12 - $40.

43rd Annual Buffalo Bayou Partnership Regatta presented by Gillman Subaru

Whether you intend on participating in this yearly race or not, the Buffalo Bayou Partnership Regatta is a deluge of fun as who-knows-how-many boaters and their parties congregate at the starting line near the intersection of San Felipe and Voss and at the post-race bash at Sesquicentennial Park, which includes Zydeco tunes, rock climbing, awards and light bites.

Don't worry if you haven't signed up yet. You can do so on race day, but just be sure to arrive early to deal with the parking and registration mayhem.

The deets: Saturday, 7:30 a.m.; San Felipe and Voss; registration fees start at $25.

Rothko Chapel hosts "Mending Bones: Walking a Bone Labyrinth"

Don't freak when you see a pile of what appears to be human bones arranged in a entangled web outside of the Rothko Chapel. What artist Joe Zider describes as a "unique labyrinth" is an installation composed of ceramic objects that offer pathways for walking contemplation in an effort to encourage participants to consider how one can end violence against women. The installation will be on view for one day only.

The deets: Sunday, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Rothko Chapel; $10 suggested donation.

Fifth Annual Houston Kosher Chili Cookoff

Holy cow? I'm sure there will be plenty of meat and no swine in this blessed food event that pits some 30 teams against one another in a concoction that's perfect for the chilly weather we're currently enjoying in Houston. Of course there's more to do than stuffing yourself and kvetching "oy vei" at every opportunity. Family activities, live music, balloon artists and a jalapeno eating contest are among the attractions that engender 3,500 attendees to put their taste buds to the test.

Feel good about the calories because the event benefits three charities. Bonus points if you say hello to CultureMap food provocateur Eric Sandler — he's one of the judges.

The deets: Sunday, 11 a.m.; Evelyn Rubenstein Jewish Community Center; $10 adults, $6 children ages 6-12, children ages 4 and under attend for free.

11th Annual Houston Jewish Film Festival

Let's continue with the Jew theme, shall we? The 15-day film extravaganza has something for everyone — whether you are Jewish, Jew-ish or as far away from the culture as humanly possible. If you're into thrillers (The Art Dealer), a serious documentary (Above and Beyond) or a totes adorbs romantic comedy (Hanna's Journey), you'll encounter a thoughtfully curated selection of indie films that you won't find at mega movie theaters.

The deets: Sunday through March 22; Evelyn Rubenstein Jewish Community Center, River Oaks Theater, Holocaust Museum Houston and Museum of Fine Arts, Houston; prices vary by screening.