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Jennifer Patterson

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Jennifer Patterson is a writer living in Montrose.

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What to do in a blackout: Six ways to stay occupied without having sex

By Jennifer Patterson

This epic winter weather has already caused rolling blackouts in our Bayou City, and more threaten to follow. If you’re on top of your game (or in a hospital ...


show me the showcase

SXSW Preview in Houston

By Jennifer Patterson

Can’t make it to Austin for South by Southwest or simply want a taste of what’s to come? Check out these indie rock bands who will stop in ...


Joan Gone Wild

When mom wants you to pose nude: A look at the horror of Melissa Rivers' world

By Jennifer Patterson

It’s every parent's nightmare to have a daughter strip down in front of the camera … well, every parent except Joan Rivers. The 77-year-old TV personality revealed that she ...


The REAL Princess Diaries

Zooey Deschanel looms as the perfect Kate Middleton in new royal wedding flick

By Jennifer Patterson

Haven't gotten an invite to the wedding of the year? No worries if you’re not jetting across the pond for Prince William and Kate’s nuptials. Lifetime has ...


Not just Ugg-ly

Step away from the boots: Uggs pose a health risk, not just a fashion one

By Jennifer Patterson

As the weather dips into the 30s some nights, many Houstonians sport Uggs to fight the cold.  The unsightly footwear is more than an assault on the eyes though: Sheepskin ...


Maltodextrin Mania

Where's the beef? Not at Taco Bell

By Jennifer Patterson

Would you like that maltodextrin on the side? Taco Bell’s beef has so many additives it doesn’t qualify as meat under U.S. Department of Agriculture regulations, according ...


The Do's and Don't of Love

Things you don't want to call your lover: The worst pet names ever

By Jennifer Patterson

Hey there sweetie pie. How’s it going, sugar? Pet names are the verbal equivalent of a peck on the cheek. You can’t go wrong! Actually … you can.   Over ...


Can't we all be Friends?

Rachel 'do wars: Blake Lively gets into Jennifer Aniston's hair

By Jennifer Patterson

In the ‘50s Marilyn’s blonde bombshell waves swept salons. In the ‘70s, Farrah’s feathered tresses became a must-have. And in the ‘90s, ladies begged for a short, layered ...


Cute morbid tricks

No Poe Toaster required: Surefire fun on Edgar Allan Poe's birthday

By Jennifer Patterson

Wednesday marked the 202nd anniversary of the birth of Edgar Allan Poe, acclaimed author known for haunting classic short stories like “The Tell-Tale Heart” and “Annabel Lee.” Poe's remains ...


New feud brewing?

Diva diatribe: Christina Aguilera and Julianne Hough in hissing match

By Jennifer Patterson

Is a new feud brewing in Hollywood? Celebrities + booze + Golden Globes party = yummy fodder for Drama Llama. Christina Aguilera recently reportedly lost her temper in a heated exchange with Burlesque ...


Value Schooling

The best BA for your buck? In Texas public colleges, Horns trump Aggies

By Jennifer Patterson

The University of Texas at Austin, Texas A&M University, and the University of Texas at Dallas are among three Texas schools in Kiplinger’s Personal Finance’s list of ...


The Do's and Don't of Love

Why women love assholes: Nice guys aren't really that nice

By Jennifer Patterson

Nice guys become especially vocal this time of year as couples pair off in preparation for Valentine's Day. My exasperated "nice guy" guy friends whine, "Why do women love ...


Germany's version of Lois

The secrets behind the opossum Heidi craze

By Jennifer Patterson

Considering that a corpse flower (famous for its large blossom that stinks of rotting flesh) won the hearts of Houstonians, perhaps it’s not so strange that the Germans were ...


Tattoo Redo

You're not who you think you are! Scorpios face a tattoo crisis from the stars

By Jennifer Patterson

You might need to reconsider that Gemini tattoo or even your relationship compatibility. Recently astronomers restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to ...


SXSW Moment?

Mel Gibson and his beaver size up Austin

By Jennifer Patterson

Mel Gibson might make an appearance at Austin’s South by Southwest (SXSW) this spring. Don’t worry — the Academy Award winner isn’t pulling the actor-gone-singer stunt. (We wince ...


Portman or Timberlake?

Mila Kunis breaks down the art of kissing, leaving Ashton Kutcher hairied

By Jennifer Patterson

The steamy girl-girl kiss in Black Swan has become an international sensation, with reporters hounding the actresses for details.   Mila Kunis, who plays the sinister understudy ballerina in Black Swan ...


Indie Insider

Enough with mega mainstream music: Smaller Houston shows you need to see

By Jennifer Patterson

Want to expand your musical horizons for the new year? Check out these indie bands set to play the Bayou City in the next month. No Age at Fitzgerald’s ...


The do's and don't's of love

Top 10 ways to avoid romantic blunders in 2011

By Jennifer Patterson

No time is better for reflection than the new year. I made a few mistakes in 2010 and have some resolutions to guide my romantic endeavors. Peruse my list to ...


She's baaaaaaack

Disappointingly demure, Paula Abdul teaches TV how to be nice on Live to Dance

By Jennifer Patterson

Paula’s back and teaching television how to be nice. A year and a half after leaving the judges’ panel on American Idol, Paula Abdul returned to the small screen ...


Rappers Recognized as People

Did Chris Rock pressure the LAPD into reopening the Notorious B.I.G. murder?

By Jennifer Patterson

Chris Rock will be happy to hear that they haven’t given up the search for Biggie’s killer. In 2004, comedian Rock joked that the government must hate rap ...


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